Blow Me Like A N64 Game

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

helloimbee:

50 shades of gay

helloimbee:

50 shades of gay

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BACK. I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW YOU'RE NEVER ON. AND YOU'RE BAAAAAACK <3

ITS GOOOD TO BE BACK <3 yayayayaayayyaya i kinda feel off tumblr, but i remember this used to be the shit so ill give it a gooo

holy FUCK did i lose followers.

what did i do to piss everyone off? i havent posted in 4 months.

I’m back.

I highly doubt anyone was on the edge of their seats for my return, but here I am anyway.