why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
50 shades of gay
i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
ITS GOOOD TO BE BACK <3 yayayayaayayyaya i kinda feel off tumblr, but i remember this used to be the shit so ill give it a gooo